Kingsmouth Tweets

[Leck]

I figured we could do with a separate thread to discuss the Kingsmouth related Twitter accounts (and keep the other thread to discuss the place itself)

PEOPLE
Danny Drufense - http://twitter.com/zombiedanny
Andy Gardener - http://twitter.com/deputygardener
Helen Bannerman - http://twitter.com/sheriffhelen
Carter - http://twitter.com/dontgetcarter

TWEETS

@sheriffhelen "Hello world! Had to see what all the hullabaloo was about, so here I am, on Twitter. Who'd a thunk it?"
@deputygardener "For the record: Helen put me up to this. Says it'll do me good to be more up to date with what the kids are doing. I guess this is it."
@zombiedanny "Yes! Got Andy and Sheriff Bannerman to sign up on Twitter. Success! Soon the whole town will be online, mwahahaha! I rule!"

@sheriffhelen "4 AM wake-up call for a drive out to the Academy. Haven't been there in a while, so it's going to be an interesting visit."

@sheriffhelen "Another Thursday in Kingsmouth, another breakfast at Susie's. Love those egg & bacon sandwiches! Nice day, cold but clear & sunny."
@deputygardener "Eating breakfast with @sheriffhelen. Muffins and coffee for me today. Going patrolling after, not looking forward to slippery roads."
@zombiedanny "Gonna test out some new stuff with the plane today. Thinking "wifi webcam". Stay tuned!"

@sheriffhelen "Jeez, this twitter thing ain't easy to follow through on. I don't often get 5 minutes with the office PC either, to be honest."
@deputygardener "@sheriffhelen You just gotta get yourself an IPhone, Helen. Always online, no matter where you are!"
@zombiedanny "Home alone! Yesss!!! Tonight: sweet nutritious cheese doodles and Left 4 Dead. Zombies = dead."

@sheriffhelen "I hear our town website has been real busy today. Can't for the life of me figure out why anybody would be interested in our little burg."
@deputygardener "@sheriffhelen Jeez yeah, specially with the weather we been having. This ain't exactly the tourist season round here."
@deputygardener "Wait, why did I reply to that with this twitter thing when I can just call the sheriff up on my walkie-talkie?"
@zombiedanny "Friday! Weekend!! No homework!!! The #zombies, they will suffer... I think I'm the only one in this dead town who knows what that means..."
@zombiedanny "Straaange. #Kingsmouth has been getting plenty of attention today. What's up? Somebody even made a totally fake @Kingsmouth twitter account!"
@sheriffhelen "Just wanted to say "thank you!" to everybody who showed up at the station yesterday, it was a hoot! And to @deputygardener for organizing!"
@zombiedanny "That's a fake Kingsmouth TWITTER account. Kingsmouth.com is for realz... Just don't know why this town's so popular all of a sudden."

@deputygardener "Weird day. Got a call about lights in the woods this AM. Found nothing but something felt odd about it."
@deputygardener "And then the car breaks down halfway back to town. Had to walk and felt like something was watching and tracking me... We need new cars."
@sheriffhelen "@deputygardener Damn right we do. I'm bringing that up the next time I meet with the selectmen. Good thing you were dressed for the weather."
@zombiedanny "@deputygardener Dude. You're freaking me out. I'm not going out again... I'm thinking...wendigo! Or crazy scarecrow guy. I read too much"

@zombiedanny"@deputygardener You sure you should be tweeting stuff like that? You do know that anybody can read this stuff...right???"

Feb 16

@sheriffhelen "Meeting at Town Hall in about an hour. Not expecting any trouble, but Andy and me will be attending. Should be interesting."
@deputygardener "@sheriffhelen You're kidding...right? It's a harbor planning meeting. Interesting isn't the word I'd use. I'd go with 'paint drying'."
@zombiedanny "And nobody's mentioning that we're back on-line after over a week with completely dead internet connection. Huh. #kingsmouthweirdness"
@sheriffhelen "@zombiedanny Ah, stuff like that happens every year out here on the edge of the world, kiddo. No biggie."
@sheriffhelen "@deputygardener Not sure that's the right attitude for a town employee, Andy, but feel free to bring your Iphone and that Zombie Plant game."
@zombiedanny "@sheriffhelen You guys have been brainwashed. I'm telling you it's not normal. Internet is like coke and nachos - it's our birthright!"
@zombiedanny "@deputygardener Haha. Good one Andy. Bring your phone and try to beat my PvsZ highscore!"
@zombiedanny "@sheriffhelen You're like the coolest sheriff EVER."
@sheriffhelen "@zombiedanny Thanks - I guess?"


@zombiedanny "Didn't think I'd ever want to hang out with anybody from the Academy but there's at least ONE cool person over there. *waves*"


@zombiedanny "Heard that Freeborn started yelling at people at the planning meeting the other night... Any juicy details? @deputygardener @sheriffhelen"
@deputygardener "@zombiedanny I don't know what he was going on about. I think Mr.Freeborn has seen too many movies, Danny. Let that be a warning to you!! "
@sheriffhelen "@deputygardener @zombiedanny I suggest the two of you keep your noses out of other people's business, including Mr. Freeborn's."
@zombiedanny "@sheriffhelen Yes, ma'am. Sorry, ma'am. But 1 question for our local peacekeepers: do you think he's telling the truth about those pale men?"
@sheriffhelen "@zombiedanny It doesn't matter what I think - but I think he believes he's telling the truth. Haven't seen any pale men on my route, no."

@thedarkplaces "Freeborn spoke the truth. The Pale Men are coming."

@zombiedanny "Woke up last night dreaming about pale men... Freeborn seriously freaked me out. Wonder if there's any more information out there?"
@dontgetcarter "On it, D. #kingsmouthweirdness"
@dontgetcarter "Checked with Ms. U of the lochs. She says 'pale men' sounds like a story she heard when she was a wee lass. Digging deeper. Hang tight, D."
@dontgetcarter "I <3 a good ghost story. The Pale Men rock! Going to name my band after those guys. If I ever have a band. Or learn to play an instrument."
@dontgetcarter "And apparently its 'Nábleikr', not Pale Men. You listening, D? This stuff is juicy and filled with black bile. The good kind of bile."
@zombiedanny "@dontgetcarter C! What up chica? You join Twitter and you don't tell me? Guess you don't know how this works huh Thx for research btw "
@dontgetcarter "@zombiedanny Guess not 'chico'. Guess I'm not as wi-fired as you. Guess I #fail on Twitter trivia. Anywho, np on research, enjoying this ;-)"
@zombiedanny "@dontgetcarter Oops. Gomennasai, C! Just surprised to find you here is all. We still on this afternoon? Susie's? Fiveish? BYOB!"
@dontgetcarter "@zombiedanny Bike? You got it zombie-D. Let's talk Freeborn, K? I'm bringing a book I borrowed from Ms. U. It's *real* interesting."
@zombiedanny "@dontgetcarter Sweet!"

@dontgetcarter "@zombiedanny Just emailed you. Running super late...but here's a shocker. He has a blog! Bet you didn't see that one coming. On my way."

(cont in next post)

[Leck]

KINGSMOUTH TWEETS: CONT


@zombiedanny "That's it. Can't sleep anymore. Enough with the nightmares! Def. not sharing that blog with anybody, makes it look like we're ALL insane..."
@zombiedanny "One advantage of waking up at five? Seeing the beautiful sunrise over the Atlantic. Okay, yeah, sure. #not"
@zombiedanny "Great, now I've come down with something... Staying home today. Excellent timing - at least I can do some research! #kingsmouthweirdness"
@dontgetcarter "@zombiedanny That blows, D. Have to run to class but I'll talk to you later. Get well!!!!!!! :-) about 7 hours ago from web in reply to zombiedanny"
@deputygardener "@zombiedanny Are you talking about the blogspot thing? Yup we saw that too. Everybody heres reading it today. Crazy stuff, huh?"
@zombiedanny "@deputygardener Dude..! You don't want non-islanders reading that page! It's embarrassing....I think. And it scared the hell outta me.
@zombiedanny "There's just waay to many wierd people on here now. No I'm NOT gonna give anybody the link. Wish I hadn't twittered about this stuff at all."
@deputygardener "@zombiedanny I just thought it was interesting. I mean who knew there was so many strange things happening on Solomon Island? I sure didn't."
@dontgetcarter "@zombiedanny What's the biggie? WHo cares if people read about the "Maine monsters"? It's not like it's going to be taken seriously, right?"
@zombiedanny "@dontgetcarter Okay well, here we go. I hope your right! I thought you guys at the Academy were into keeping secrets..? Guess not."
@dontgetcarter "@zombiedanny Chillax ZD. Those are not what I would call "secrets". I can show you *real* secrets. How about this weekend?"
@zombiedanny "@dontgetcarter Just figured I'd made myself clear. I don't think you should have twittered that. It's gonna blow up in our faces."
@dontgetcarter "I think that boy is mad at me now :-( #zombiedanny"
@dontgetcarter "@zombiedanny Um. Hello? Earth to D? Too late to say "sorry"?"


@dontgetcarter "@zombiedanny I've tried emails, msg you, calling... I KNOW you're alive. Come on D, don't shut the door. Let's talk. KK? #imsorry"
@zombiedanny "@dontgetcarter Been out sick. Not mad at you. Just worried about that stupid blog.. Still up for this weekend? Got something to show u..."
@dontgetcarter "@zombiedanny :-D This "something", got anything to do with what I showed you the other day?"
@zombiedanny "@dontgetcarter Yes & No. Gonna introduce you to some people and show you what we've been up to. That blog wasn't a TOTAL surprise "
@dontgetcarter "@zombiedanny Be still my beating heart! You know just what to say to a girl, D. ,-)"

[Morpurgo]

Those are also possible Kingsmouth people twitter accounts:

http://twitter.com/HenryHawthorne

http://twitter.com/JackWendy

http://twitter.com/dufresne

http://twitter.com/RCSullivan

http://twitter.com/MadameRoget

Since they havent tweeted anything they are not confirmed though.

[rayjinsama]

oh yay, my guess is next time we get a riddle, we'll have to dig through multiple twitter accounts >_< wooooooooooooooooooo.................

[Leck]

Yeah, I've half expecting a bunch of tweets about zombies overrunning Kingsmouth

[Grue]

Alrighty, I've taken the liberty of creating a Twitter list of the known and possible NPC residents of Kingsmouth, if anyone wishes to follow. If anyone running TSWAlerts wants to just replicate this under that account, that'd be cool too.

@quasigrue/kingsmouth

Obviously, the following have been confirmed...

Danny Drufense
http://twitter.com/zombiedanny

Andy Gardener
http://twitter.com/deputygardener

Helen Bannerman
http://twitter.com/sheriffhelen
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As Morpurgo says above, the following accounts are not confirmed...

http://twitter.com/HenryHawthorne
http://twitter.com/JackWendy
http://twitter.com/dufresne
http://twitter.com/DCSheridan
http://twitter.com/RCSullivan
http://twitter.com/Susies

Of these, I'm going to (for now) not include Susies in the list. No activity on her account, and it is following someone with a protected account. Certainly not conclusive, but it feels wrong. Someone in another thread had thrown up an account for mroget as well; that seems to have quite a bit of unrelated activity, and doesn't feel like a likely candidate.

[SA_Avenger]

Maybe add who is who next to it

[Leck]

We dont' even know of those unconfirmed once are actual people yet.

[psyx0r]

Chances of zombiedanny being this guy?
He looks like the cheetos eating, l4d playing type!

[Ashuran]

Originally Posted by Leck

It's interesting to note that both SherrifBannerman and DeputyGardener posted BEFORE ZombieDanny said he got them to sign up.

Of course they did. They had to post for Danny to know they had actually gone ahead and made one and posted to it...

That's just common sense and logic. Otherwise Danny would be all 'Trying to get Sherrif and deputy blahblahblah' rather than succeeded.

So, not that interesting.

[Leck]

Yes, but it makes it look like Danny was trying to get the Sherrif and Andy to use Twitter when he/she hadn't even used it him/herself

[Reduxx]

lest not forget other ways than twitter...

[Yume]

Originally Posted by Reduxx

lest not forget other ways than twitter...

I found Danny Dufresne's website!

Makes a point, though -- these names are common enough that there are real people on Facebook, MySpace, Flickr, etc. So we have to be very careful. Hence why I think we stick with Twitter and websites we know are Funcom for now. Facebook has rules about fake accounts anyway.

[Aliner]

http://twitter.com/Susies

Susie is following someone.... (don't have a twitter account).

[Tulcas]

There is a Robert Frost account on Twitter too :
http://twitter.com/RobertFrost
although i don't think it has something to do with tsw.
I will try some anagramms of Robert Frost though just to be sure

[SA_Avenger]

following this person
http://twitter.com/modochan
Name Modo
Location Chicago
Bio aspiring crazy cat lady

so I don't think Susie is the right person?

[Skaajjen]

Originally Posted by Aliner

http://twitter.com/Susies

Susie is following someone.... (don't have a twitter account).

Following a person that has protected tweets.

[Aliner]

Originally Posted by SA_Avenger

following this person
http://twitter.com/modochan
Name Modo
Location Chicago
Bio aspiring crazy cat lady

so I don't think Susie is the right person?

Don't think so either. No direct ties from Modo to TSW or Kingsmouth. That's one mystery solved and another created; where's Susie?!

[Barujin]

The previous puzzle used red herrings to distract us from the real clues. The Twitter accounts are probably the same way. If you don't see any real ties to Kingsmouth or any useful tweets, then maybe it should be dismissed.

[Mithrilendil]

this one !
http://twitter.com/Kingsmouth

And yes Kingsmouth is finally in the 21st Century with our new online updates! Thanks to Helen our lovely sherrif for the idea. about 2 hours ago from web

Don't forget the Harbor Planning Meeting - Kingsmouth Town Hall on February 16 2010, 6:30PM to 8:00PM about 2 hours ago from web

(hmm .. first on it ? Yeah ! )